Rochester, WA · Aug 10 to 31 · Cash or Crypto
Fifteen years of burns. Shutting down Camp Decentral and selling off the gear, one very full barn in Rochester. Pick up only. I want you to come say Hi and leave with a Smile and a bunch of good stuff that will make your burn a better experience!
Message Santa on Telegram Dig through the barn
Whole-camp shelter that will outlive us all. First come, first served. I've plenty of them!

The 12x12 classic burn shelter. Reflective shell, AC ports, sets up in minutes. Most have seen 2 or 3 burns. About 70 lbs. Multiple available, first come first served.

Little sibling of the SP2. Zippable floor, rain fly, 2018 and 2019 stock. Perfect starter pod, or the guest room your camp keeps promising people.
Zip two pods into one compound. In stock: 3 XL-to-SP2, 1 XL-to-XL, and just 1 SP2-to-SP2 left. Small enough to ship, so this one can come to you.
Extra thick 2-inch panels, 6 ft walls you can stand up in, about 166 sq ft. Used exactly once, and the inventor of the hexayurt helped with the build and gave his blessing. "By far the most comfortable I had been" in 8 burns.
I have a whole semi-trailer full of burn gear stored near the playa. A ready-made camp in a box, and next year I'll help you build it.
Everything inside was tested and functional when it was stored in 2025. The shade structure alone is one of the largest things you can spot in the aerial footage of Burning Man, and that's just the start: a geodesic dome with green cover, 4 aluminet setups, 22 carports with tarps and stakes, 15 air conditioners, 15 evap coolers, plenums and ducting, a serious pile of tools, 30 free-standing bike racks, kitchen gear for 100 people, box fans, flood lights, rope lights, tables, storage bins, and the storage trailer itself. About $100,000 of gear at replacement value, sold together as one package: you get the back end of a semi as a ready-made storage solution and a camp's whole skeleton.
The deal comes with me: I'll help you start the camp, come to playa next year to help build it and teach you how, and I have instructions for everything. Ask Santa for the full inventory sheet.
Come dig through it. Tap anything to ask about it. Tagged means the price is set, everything else is make an offer.
Simple as a gift exchange. Aug 10 to 31, almost any time works.
Telegram or email. Tell him what caught your eye.
Aug 10 to 31, super flexible. Address shared when you book.
Rochester, WA. Dig through it, kick the tires, say hi in person.
Pay how you like, load up, and roll toward the dust.
The barn closes Aug 31 when Santa packs. After that, it's gone.
Rochester WA, about 90 minutes from Seattle and 2 hours from Portland. Approximate location below (near Swede Hall). The exact address comes when we set a pickup time, too many scammers out there.