Rochester, WA · Aug 10 to 23 · Cash or Crypto

Santa is giving the barn away.

Fifteen years of burns, one very full barn in Rochester. Pick up only. I want you to come say Hi and leave with a Smile and a bunch of good stuff that will make your burn a better experience!

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Close-up of the dusty blow-mold Santa figure in the barn
the big guy himself, resting up for the burn
from Santa's workshop floor

The Big Four

The headliners. Each one is up on Facebook Marketplace, or just message Santa directly.

$900
A set-up ShiftPod 2 with a stack of mattresses inside

ShiftPod 2

The 12x12 classic burn shelter. Reflective shell, AC ports, sets up in minutes. Most have seen 2 or 3 burns. About 70 lbs. Multiple available, first come first served.

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$400
A ShiftPod Mini set up with coolers in front

ShiftPod Mini

Little sibling of the SP2. Zippable floor, rain fly, 2018 and 2019 stock. Perfect starter pod, or the guest room your camp keeps promising people.

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$100
Three ShiftPods joined by connection tunnels

SP2 Connection Tunnels

Zip two pods into one compound. The camp upgrade nobody regrets. Small enough to ship, so this one can come to you.

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$8,000
The 30ft geodesic dome set up indoors

30ft Geodesic Dome

16 feet tall, roughly 680 square feet. A whole camp lives under this thing. Currently in Santa Cruz, and playa delivery is possible.

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why is everything so dusty?

Because it's all real playa gear

Every piece in this barn has been to the burn and back. The dust is the resume. Wipe it down, load it up, and it is ready to go home to Black Rock City with you.

"We're cleaning them dude. They're gonna be great."

everything must go

The Barn

Come dig through it. Tap anything to ask about it. Tagged means the price is set, everything else is make an offer.

Water and cold
$3 each
Stacks of 5 gallon water jugs
5-gal water jugs
"they're clean on the inside." Take them in and return them: "three dollars, you save two"
 $20
Two 55 gallon water drums
55-gal water drums
"we have incredible water here." Fill up before you roll
 $15
A pile of coolers
Coolers
"look at all these coolers. Lots of coolers"
 $25
A fridge in the barn
Fridge
"like $25 or something, and then eventually free"
 $75
Custom blue chest freezer
Chest freezer
the weird custom blue one, one of a kind
 $1 each
Home Depot buckets
Home Depot buckets
5-gallon buckets, and "buckets in general"
 $5 each
HDX totes with yellow lids
HDX totes + yellow bins
playa-proof storage, dust stays out
 $5 each
Garbage cans
Garbage cans
dusty as anything, but "those are really nice"
Getting around
$40
A rack full of burner bikes
Burner bikes, a whole rack
"I have 11 bikes, including a kid's bike actually, so 12." More appear as these go
 $40
More burner bikes leaning in the barn
More bikes
seriously, there are a lot of bikes
 $5
Bike baskets and racks
Bike baskets and racks
people are going to want these. Grab one with a bike
 $30
Green garden cart
Green garden cart
"that cart's a piece of shit but the green one is really good." This is the green one
 $25
Folding wagons
Folding wagons
"they fold up well for traveling." Really nice to have a cart at the burn
 $75
Decorated red playa trike with basket
Playa trike
decorated, basket included, rolls straight into the sunset
Camp comfort
$10
Trifold and bifold mattresses stacked up
Folding mattresses
"just $10 a mattress, not the tri-folds, the tri-folds will be more expensive." Closer to the burn "they'll just be free"
 $5
A big assortment of folding and camp chairs
Folding + camp chairs
camp chairs and random chairs in general. Sit down and try them
 $10
A big bean bag
Bean bag
big and soft, ready for a chill space
 $60
Blue stretchy decor fabric
Blue stretchy fabric
"it might be like a hundred yards of fabric and it's this really nice royal blue." A designer friend absolutely loved it
 $50
Inflatable igloo packed in the barn
Inflatable igloo
"it's basically an inflatable igloo. Maybe it does have the fan, I don't know, I'll pull it out"
 $150
The Hexayurt "Made by the guy who created hexayurts." Vinay Gupta himself. No photo does it justice.

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$400
Carport poles bundled in the barn
Carports (x2)
"they'd come with stakes and ratchet straps and tarps, the whole kit and caboodle"
 $15
Flags and marking flags
Flags + the walking measuring thing
"really nice for setting up a camp"
Power, sound and utility
$100
3000 watt inverter
3000W inverter
"I'm pretty sure it works great, but I don't need it." Old batteries too, sold as-is: "maybe they're valuable, maybe they're not"
 $25
Several sump pumps
Sump pumps
a whole bunch of them. Ask Santa for details
 $10+
Gas cans and propane tanks
Gas cans + propane tanks
gasoline containers and propane tanks, various sizes
 $250
EV stage speakers
EV SH-1502ER stage speakers
"giant speakers." Loud enough for a sound camp
 $150
Powered mixer and Lexicon MX200 effects unit
Powered mixer + Lexicon MX200
powers the speakers, needs a dusting
 $10+
A bin of AV cables and wifi gear
AV + sound gear
"just like fuck tons of AV cords." Mics, stands, a Mackie DFX 6, a Pyle 8 channel mixer, wifi gear and lights
 $5
A tote full of extension cords and power strips
Extension cords + power strips
"a whole bunch of electrical cords." A full tote, power strips included
 $5
A tote overflowing with ratchet straps
Ratchet straps
"some even brand new, look at that, unopened." A whole tote of them
 $10+
A bin of power drills and a circular saw
Power drills + random tools
"lots of power drills, lots of random tools." Plus a leaf blower for blowing dust
Kitchen and everything else
FREE!!
A dusty gas barbecue on a stand
Barbecues (x2)
"this barbecue probably free, I picked it up for free." A bag of charcoal can go with them
 $2
A pile of can openers and kitchen utensils
Can openers + kitchen bits
a lot of can openers. Plus a bin of spatulas, knives and servers, and some nice pots
 FREE!!
A crate piled with mugs, bottles and random camp stuff
The give-away pile
"random stuff, and for the most part, I'll just give it away." Mugs, gloves, masks, headlamps, walkie talkies, first aid kit, rugs, hangers, 4 inch ducts, rebar, costume stuff
The tables are not for sale yet, do not ask about the tables.
no sleigh required

How Pickup Works

Simple as a gift exchange. Aug 10 to 23, almost any time works.

1

Message Santa

Telegram or email. Tell him what caught your eye.

2

Book a time

Aug 10 to 23, super flexible. Address shared when you book.

3

Come to the barn

Rochester, WA. Dig through it, kick the tires, say hi in person.

4

Cash or crypto

Pay how you like, load up, and roll toward the dust.

The barn closes Aug 23 when Santa packs for the playa. After that, it's gone.

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